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[Britney Haynes]

*Struts into the diary room before sitting and crossing legs*

Well, well, well, looks like cunt supreme just entered the Big Brother Brawl House and I feel like fighting these hoes to stay in here. Why suck up to them and pretend to care when it's more fun to fight for your life on the nomination block.

I've been recruited to play as one of the Big Brother Brawl Clowns and I'll be damned if I don't throw class to the wayside and start some shit in this house. I have a feeling that the other clown is Josh just by the screename and knowing that Josh is Jessica. One of my objectives is to kill the other clown, but hell, why would I want to kill that bitch?

That's all for now, hopefully that god damn mother fucking gif fixes itself later.

[Britney Haynes]

So this bitch is HOH...and I mean really? REALLY? God, if I can win the first HOH like that, than I'm legitimately concerned whether or not people are going to be any sort of real competition. No fun evicting people if I can shove them out the door myself. Anyway I'd say there are only a handful of people who are safe at the moment, those being



Josh
While I do think Josh is the other clown, no point going after someone I know will be an ally this early in the game, so for now, Josh and I will most likely run things together as soon as we get a chance to talk.


Lydia
I cohosted a game where she played and she effectively flip flopped for a few rounds and is a good player every round or so. She kind of flew to me after the HOH so I think I'll be cool with her for a bit.


Nakomis
We talked for a bit, she being the only person to actually talk to me before the results were posted, so she's definitely safe. She seems cool, I think a mom, mentioned kids and work so I think she may be down to earth and a good asset, or she could be a lying slut making it all up. Who knows.


Monet
Did try to contact to me, but I was mobile and didn't see the message until way later....but it's worth something.


Also Safe: Brendon, Amber, Jessica, Libra, Justin
just because, don't ask me why.

[Britney Haynes]

Apr 5, 2011 8:59:24 GMT -5 Casey Turner said:

Congrats Britney, why me? Right away pick on the old guy lol

Um.....why? I honestly don't care if this motherfucker has found out that I'm one of the clowns, like, bring it on. Usually I play smart but right now I have no qualms about being a bitch that stomps around this house in a cunt dictatorship. Part of the purpose of ORGs is to have some damn fun, and this cunt plans on having a LOT of fun here. Anyway though, Casey...




Are you stupid homeboy? Like, guess who is getting backdoored for the hell of it if I get the veto to be used? How dare you correctly accuse me of being a clown? How dare you. Best part is I get to lie at the veto ceremony and say you've been talking shit about me and put you up, and "protect" the "identities" of the ones who came forward. How fun.

I'd say nominees right now are going to be Lisa and Ashlea, Ashlea for sure, just because those two are invisible. I've had contact with every other person in at least some form except Amber, and I like WAAAAAAAAmber.

[Britney Haynes]

*Does Double Take*






Meh, okay so maybe Casey wasn't accusing me, maybe, but oh well, it'd still be fun to fuck someone over in the first week of gameplay.

[Roddy Mancuso]

Best sig ever.

[Lane Elenburg]

This DR is amazing.

So to clarify, what was Casey implying when he said that? Is he running around guessing who the clown is or something? Or is there any way that he actually knows?

[Britney Haynes]

Hello, boys


Anyway to clarify, I read Casey's post wrong. I thought he was accusing me of being a clown in the HOH results, but after going back and reading it again it came across in another way, so I guess my own stupidity nearly eliminated him from the get go. However I'm still tempted to backdoor him just for shits and giggles.